- Me – “Where is Logan’s comp?”
- Kid #1 – “I have no idea.”
- Me – “I found it, it was under your bed?”
- Kid #1 – “Why was it there?”
- Me – “Because that is where you hid it when you took it from her.”
- Kid #1 – “Here fan fic note book? Why she need it?”
- Me – “Her school laptop, Jesus.”
- Kid #1 – “Look, Comp usually means composition notebook (a comp book), write PC or CPU next time.”